We’re Gonna Need A Fuckin’ Flowchart To Keep Track Of The Sexual Assault Scandals In Hollywood…

Why is everyone so surprised to learn that Hollywood is almost entirely populated by degenerate freaks who sexually assault women, men, and children as a Standard Operating Procedure?  The “Casting Couch” joke has been a long running meme for more than a century.  We all knew about it.  We all joked about it.  We enabled this sort of behaviour from the very beginning of the film industry by laughing about it instead of telling these sick bastards that we weren’t going to watch their movies anymore.

Every crew member in the film industry knew about it too, but nobody ever did anything to stop it.  They simply looked the other way, cashed their pay checks, and bought enough toys to fill the void where their souls used to be.  It’s no wonder that sexual assault has become an epidemic in Hollywood.  Producers and directors were assaulting people right out in the open and still having the entire world line up to kiss their asses.  Woody Allen married his own step-daughter, for fuck’s sake — and people still treated him like a god.  At some point, it becomes clear that all of these people began to feel entitled to bang whoever they wanted, whether the bangee was into it or not.  OK, so every producer in Hollywood is basically Les Grossman.  Got it.

 

How do you think plant-fucker Harvey Weinstein was able to rack up fifty-seven sexual assault allegations over the past three decades?  The answer is obvious:  Because nobody stopped him.  Because people allowed that fat pig to run rampant around New York and Los Angeles, trying to forcefully shove parts of himself into almost every actress you’ve seen on-screen over the past thirty years.

 

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Dammit, Harvey.  This was a Jizz-Free Ficus.

…and then, someone finally talked.  Someone finally spoke up about all of this horrible, disgusting bullshit that had been happening since the inception of Hollywood.  The entire film industry knew about Harvey Weinstein, and the ones who said they didn’t know are fucking liars.  Hi, Meryl Streep!

 

Since it’s not fair to burn Meryl at the stake without some much deserved company, here’s a bunch of other people who “didn’t know” (*cough cough* bullshit!) about what Harvey was doing during all of those bathrobe-clad hotel room “meetings.”

 

 

This is the same group of people who gave child-rapist Roman Polanski a standing ovation at the Oscars in 2003, while Harrison Ford shittily attempted to hide his disgust with humanity.  Hey look, it’s Meryl Streep again!  Hi Meryl!

 

It is now painfully obvious that the actor, actress, and/or film director you looked up to for all those years is probably a fucking scumbag who is more than willing to keep their mouth shut while people are being raped and assaulted by producers — as long as their films get made and their check clears.  In every movie we’ve ever seen, the hero faces seemingly insurmountable odds to defeat the bad guy and save the day, yet nearly all of the actors who play these heroes are either total cowards or too selfish to give a shit.  Are any these people still fit to tell us stories about heroism?  You don’t have to think very hard to realize that you already know the answer to that question.  It’s easy to see why Rick Moranis quit acting at the height of his career.

 

Hollywood is like an onion of human filth, and at this point, it needs to be burned to the ground.  Period.  End of story.  There is no salvaging this mess and no way to rebuild the lost trust and goodwill.  There are too many stories of abuse, too many people who are guilty of abuse, and waaay too many people who are totally fine with pretending that none of it is happening so that they can keep working.  Burn, Hollywood, Burn.

 

 

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